Flail Records - Whoopie Cushion

In August of 1849 Flail founder Scott Michaud's ancestor Pantagruel Friendship Michaud was part of a colonial uprising in Chile that seized the United Whoopie Manufactory, commonly regarded as the most profitable Whoopie Cushion plant in the western hemisphere and the namesake of the beloved whacky wind-bladder. Ever since, the craft of whoopie cushion manufacturing has been passed down through generations of uncles in the Michaud family; before Scott started Flail Records he was actually part of an international team that developed the first whoopie cushion that functions in zero-gravity. This holiday season, in honor of the beloved tradition of the Michaud family artisans, we bring to you the first Flail Records whoopie cushion. 

If you spend $50 or more during our Homie Holiday Hookup you too can be part of this fine tradition!

DISCLAIMER: I made this story up.